Obviously she works for the FBI, or she’s an alien. Maybe she’s an alien working for the FBI? Her code name could be Bazooka Bikini. Likely there’s a video camera in each giant orb controlled by her blue infrared eyes. Or she’s hiding two dirty bombs, her tongue – the wick. I can’t imagine what’s hidden in her cache of secrets. Last week when she was mowing the lawn wearing high heels and pink lingerie, she waived. I looked behind me to see if anyone was there. I think I better get out of town. I have been singled out.
Nick Romeo is a multidisciplinary artist, musician and writer. His writings have been published in various literary magazines such as Uppagus, The Gambler, StreetCake Magazine, Eye Contact, Syzygy, and others. He was interviewed for Pankhearst’s Fresh Featured of December 2015 and The Dailey Poet Site of February 2016. Nick lives in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania with his wife and cat, Megatron.